A Blonde Joke?

by Blondie
(Kansas)

Tired of being called dumb for being a blonde, a blonde dyed her hair brunette.

She decided to show off her new hair color in her convertible by taking a drive. She was driving through the countryside when she came to a bunch of sheep and lambs crossing the road with their farmer behind. As they crossed the road she counted thirty-three of them. She had an idea.

"Farmer?" she inquired, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have, may I have one of those cute baby lambs?" "Sure," the farmer said. "How many?" "Thirty-three," she told him. "Right! Go ahead," he said, so she got out of the car, picked one up and put it in her car.

As she was about to drive away the farmer said, "Ma'am, if I can tell you what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"