A few funny jokes

by Pete
(Nebraska)

Here are a few of my funny jokes; hope you like them.

When you get to my age of 72, you'll wonder why your back goes out more than you do!

Looking sixty can be great - if you are approaching 90!

Did you know that banging you head against the wall can use up to 155 calories!

As you know, money does not buy you happiness - but it certainly does bring a more pleasant form of misery.