A married Couple

by Mia Lonsdale

There was a married couple sleeping and a psycho killer entered their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”

”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied. The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”

The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?” “My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth, too.”