A Store Holdup

by Sal Valas
(NM)

A man walked into a convenience store with a gun and demanded that the cashier put all the money from the register into a bag. The teller did. Then the man saw a bottle of Scotch behind the counter and told the cashier to give it to him.

The cashier refused and said she did not believe he was over 21. The man insisted that he was. The cashier held her ground. Finally, the man took out his driver's license and showed it to her. The cashier looked it over carefully and sure enough, he was over 21.

She gave him the Scotch and the man left. Two hours later he was arrested after she called the police with his name and address.