Karate Joke

by Morgan Teggard
(Cardiff)

A man goes into a pet store and tells the owner he wants a dog. The owner gets out a fluffy poodle but the man says "No, I want a really BIG dog. One that will guard the house".

So, the owner gets out this huge dog and says "This dog should do - he's been trained in karate!"

Amazed, the man says "That's incredible, let me see" So, the owner pulls out a piece of wood and says "Karate the wood".

In seconds the dog tears the wood apart. So he buys the dog and takes it home to show to his wife. As he walks in with the dog he says "Darling, I've got a wonderful guard dog, he's been trained in karate!"

"Karate", his wife says, "Karate, my Ass!".