Some Jokes To Share

by Karena
(Sandy Bay CT)

What did the booger say to the finger? I am stuck on you.

What did the orange say to the banana? You have great appeal.

What goes HA HA HA plop? A person laughing their head off.

After Hurricane Katrina, a news crew sees an elderly woman out walking. They notice that she is carrying a Bible, so they stopped her and ask her if she is glad the churches are open. The woman says "No". Astonished the news person asks "Why not?" To which the woman replies "Because I eat at Popeye's."