The Three Unwise Men

by Dawn Sauvene
(Milwaukee)

These three men won a contest. The prize was a wish from Merlin. The three men all wanted toilets. The first man wanted a wooden toilet. So he got his wish. The second man wanted a metal toilet. So he got his wish. The third man wanted a talking toilet. So he got his wish.

The next day they all wanted to return their toilets. The first one said "My toilet rotted through." So Merlin took his toilet back. The second one said" My toilet rusted," So Merlin took his toilet back. The third man said "Every time I try to sit on it, it starts to sing "I see your hinny, all white and shiny, if you don't hide it I'm gonna bite it.