The tiger in the car

by Simon Falks
(Boston)

A policeman noticed a man sitting in a car with a tiger next to him. The police officer said, "It's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo."

The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger. The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo?" The man replied, "I did officer, and he liked it. Now we're going to the beach."

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So that they can hide in cherry trees. Don't be silly, elephants don't hide in cherry trees! Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree? No. Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it?