Really Funny Jokes

REALLY funny jokes! And Clean!

Want to make your friends wriggle with giggles? Then be sure to tell them one of our really funny jokes! There are many to choose from! Do you know any others?

Body jokes
The body is strange isn't it? It can make weird sounds and weird things. Green goo comes out of your nose and you can make funny noises not only with your mouth! But boogers and farts are not the only funny things that have to do with the body. Check out our body jokes and have a laugh!

What colour is a burp?
Burple!

Why was the nose tired?
Because it kept running!

Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!

Doctor, Doctor jokes
Visits at the doctor's aren't that much fun, are they? The best way to cheer up when you're waiting to go in, is to remember one of these funny Doctor, Doctor jokes!

Patient : Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
Doctor : When did this happen?
Patient : When did what happen?

Patient : Doctor, doctor, my aunt has a sore throat.
Doctor : Give her this bottle of auntie-septic.

Patient : Doctor, doctor, my eyesight is getting worse.
Doctor : It certainly is - this is the Post Office.

Dinosaur jokes
Yes they're extinct, but wouldn't the world be much more fun
- and exciting - if they were still around? So here are some really
funny jokes about dinosaurs - because this is the best way to remember they existed!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dino!
Dino who?
Dino Saur!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!

How do you know when a dinosaur is under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling!

What did the dinosaur say when the volcano erupted?
It's such a lava-ly day, isn't it?

Animal jokes
How many funny animal jokes do you know?
Impossible to count I'm sure! Here are some more.

How can an elephant get down from a tree?
He can sit on a leaf and wait until autumn!

What do you call a chicken from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!

What side of a porcupine is the sharpest?
The outside!

Have you heard the skunk joke?
You don't want to: it really stinks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? jokes
The most famous jokes involving an animal are definitely the
Why did the chicken cross the road jokes? Here are some more of these jokes - not only about chickens!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't ask me, ask the chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!