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Kids Funny Jokes

by Geetha Mariette
(Travota Wynberg)

Joe: "If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ?"
Friend: "I wouldn't go back to those two places, that's for sure."

Big Brother: "That planet over there is Mars."
Little Brother: "Then that other one must be Pa's."

One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said," It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the Zoo."
"I wouldn't bother," said father. "If they want him, let them come and get him!"

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."

Kay had been talking on the phone for about half an hour before she hung up. Her father said, "Wow! That was short. You usually talk for an hour. What happened?"
Kay replied, "It was a wrong number!"

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Nov 26, 2014
ha NEW
by: fred fugmchadytle

hahaha very funny ;)

Apr 21, 2010
Nice Jokes
by: Penny

Your jokes are not too bad, I like them. Where do I find more jokes like yours?

Good humor must be easy to read, short and get a good laugh at the end. Your jokes did that for me. Thanks.

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